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ellegolightly:

lexmess:

apparently Dennys really likes Brand New

Wait… This is so incongruous that I love it.

love this.

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I wanted to try on a pair of Christian Louboutin’s my mom’s doctor boyfriend had bought her, and this is the conversation that followed. We normally wear the same size shoes, but these felt so snug I thought I was going to lose a toe.
If you’ve ever wondered where I get my sass, it’s pretty obvious I got it from my momma.

I wanted to try on a pair of Christian Louboutin’s my mom’s doctor boyfriend had bought her, and this is the conversation that followed. We normally wear the same size shoes, but these felt so snug I thought I was going to lose a toe.

If you’ve ever wondered where I get my sass, it’s pretty obvious I got it from my momma.

May 9
sass-and-ass:

HAHAHAHahahahHAHahahaahahha omg

This is something my mom would do. ahaha.

sass-and-ass:

HAHAHAHahahahHAHahahaahahha omg

This is something my mom would do. ahaha.

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py-t:

thefrogman:

I don’t know how to goat. But I’m learning. 

OMG the caption is perfect

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lesbian-witch-in-the-tardis:

toastyhat:

awesomephilia:

Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym

Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.

“DON’T BE A LITTLE PENIS!” Ahhhahahaha I can’t breathe!

Loved this.

marceddy:

heytinafey:

omg just watch

i love her

This just made my day. I’ve never seen someone laugh so much during an interview. I love it. 

kelleeeee:

So the California Academy of Sciences has an app - Pocket Penguins - that’s a live feed of penguins.

I will always reblog the cutest animals in existence. 

kelleeeee:

So the California Academy of Sciences has an app - Pocket Penguins - that’s a live feed of penguins.

I will always reblog the cutest animals in existence. 

jenandthecity:

but really.

Burritos would’ve been an acceptable answer as well. 

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