apparently Dennys really likes Brand New
Wait… This is so incongruous that I love it.
I wanted to try on a pair of Christian Louboutin’s my mom’s doctor boyfriend had bought her, and this is the conversation that followed. We normally wear the same size shoes, but these felt so snug I thought I was going to lose a toe.
If you’ve ever wondered where I get my sass, it’s pretty obvious I got it from my momma.
This is something my mom would do. ahaha.
I don’t know how to goat. But I’m learning.
OMG the caption is perfect
Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym
Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.
“DON’T BE A LITTLE PENIS!” Ahhhahahaha I can’t breathe!
omg just watch
i love her
This just made my day. I’ve never seen someone laugh so much during an interview. I love it.
So the California Academy of Sciences has an app - Pocket Penguins - that’s a live feed of penguins.
I will always reblog the cutest animals in existence.
Burritos would’ve been an acceptable answer as well.